Da Great Peekoe
Da Great Peekoe be a toy whoz ass spendz time up in tha basement whoz ass tries ta clean souls by bettin moolah yo, but he often has shown dat his schmoooove ass cheats ta git scrilla outta people. Captain Plankbeard dislikes his ass fo' cheatin his ass outta his crazy-ass moolah repeatedly yo. Dude can be peeped up in tha backyard on tha swing, up in tha kitchen up in tha fishbowl, on tha stove, or above tha stove up in tha vents, n' cuz of dis Sophie be thinkin of his ass bein crazy.